This maybe the best thing ever
The Great Game (Jim’s POV)
Actual events on that pool encounter.
Dammit wrong door.
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
I don’t know why the fandom came to this but I like it
That’s a rather tasteless joke.